Phoenix Stars

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tasteink
winterinthetardis

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

sparkle-fart-69

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

road-twitch

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

tha--snazzle

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

sinfullyselected

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

marley-gang

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

monstersintheclosets

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

insomniac-arrest

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

ororosmunroe

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

walkingdorito

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weloveshortvideos

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

fataleflare

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

parasitickittens

HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

thesassylorax

Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF

givenathanthehorizon

“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”

wanderwine-hub

@dandelionofthanatos

dandelionofthanatos

and the kitty just


“what?”

october-altin

I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god

unsettlingstories

I’m fucking dying lmfao

tasteink

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

smoothsister

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

thegreatbigfour

I DONT GET IT